Ok, so I have a theory on why there is no baby here yet...MAYBE I AM THE PREGNANT ONE! Let's look at the facts here people...on second thought lets leave facts out of this, what have they ever done for us any way.

Maybe my wife just has a VERY strong
affinity for
carmel apples! There is the possibility that she just can't get enough of my cooking, and always wants more! I am the
miserable one here, the stretch marks, the back pains, the mood swings, the strange cravings...I just don't know what is going on with my body these days!

Hear anything honey? THERE IT WAS! Did you feel it kick you?
What? That was just gas? You mean...It is ME that is just fat?

"DADDY!!!!" The kids all yell in
exacerbated frustration at my foolishness.
I suppose you are right, I have no superpowers like my wonderful wife. I am sure my wife is excited to give birth to our 6th child...and raise all 7 of us. My wife is so amazing. She has a 40 pound bag of water and baby parts strapped to her, and she still has time to love me, take care of our kids, do her transcription AND Gagina classes, keep the house clean, and she even finds time in there somewhere to sleep!
I love you Wifey!